The funniest awkward sex moments of our lives!
We all dream of perfectly coordinated and passionate, sweaty yet arousing sexual intercourse. Hot tunes are playing in the background, everybody's looking good and orgasming...
Until the cat jumps on the curtains or on your back, just to leave your fantasy and back severely bruised!
I like to think that true intimacy means moving past those moments and the best way to do so is by having a good laugh about it.
I don' know about all of these guys, if they finished everything on a good note or not!
Well...enough about you! Let's talk about me and my funniest sex moment so far.
I have a history of sweet looking cats destroying precious moments in a manner in which only they, in their feline grace, can achieve it.
When your cat wants to punish you, well, it usually involves products of their bowel movements.
The room was dark, it was a hot summer night. I was horny as hell. In a moment of true desire, I landed on my boyfriend's couch, giving him the 'take me now' look.
He gazed upon me, horrified. My hair was dangerously close to his cat's... present for us.
I looked and screamed, he screamed as well and fell on the carpet. As I was trying to compose myself and rescue my prince, I noticed that our furry friend was witnessing the whole scene.
Landing next to my beloved one, we started staring back at the cat and having a good healthy laugh.
My advice: three is a crowd most of the times.
Keep your cats in another room and invite them in only after you're done.
I don't know about you, but I have the sudden urge to jump on my hubbie's back, scratch him a little and purr... but that's just me.
Kiss, kiss! Amanda!
