My dear...
Guess what? Your dick is black! Haaaaaaaaappy April Fools’ Day! : ) If it’s black indeed, then congrats! : ) And if it’s not, don’t worry I have the best news! You can still have sex! Wooork it, papi! Woooork it! And believe me you should, don’t waste any more time cause otherwise this is how your life would look like: Now go and show that girl that you know how to do it right! You’re WelCum! ^_^ Mia